- People: Aren't you going a bit overboard?
- Me: *surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?
Every kid should be this appreciative
That’s my child right there.
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
0 to a 100 real quick
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
save me obi wan
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.